If the Person Above Me Was an Animal

In this game, you post "If the person above me was an animal, they would be..." You also post the reason they would be that animal.

Here's an example:
Person1:"If the person above me was an animal, they would be a flamingo, because they love pink."
Person2:"If the person above me was an animal, they would be a lizard, because their avatar has a lizard on it."
Person3:"If the person above me was an animal..."

OK, so I will start.

If the person above me was an animal, they would be a chameleon, because I can't see them.

If the person above me was an animal, they would be a platypus, because that's just who he is.

If the person above me was an animal, they would be a sloth, because they are lazy.

if the person above me was an animal, they would be a monkey, because its there avatar